Collective Thoughts

Saturday 8 - Confession Time

1. what is it that you'd like to confess today? past sin? unclean thought? cursing at your mother or significant other?
2. have you ever broken a law? If so, what was it?
3. have you ever committed an act of betrayal against a friend or family member? explain.
4. have you done something that, to this day, makes you cringe when you think about committing the act?
5. freaky! have you ever found yourself sexually aroused by someone that you absolutely should not have been? what was that?
6. have you ever fantasized sexually about a friend or co-worker that they do not know about?
7. have you ever cheated at school? how so?
8. without compromising a current relationship, have you ever cheated on a gf/bf/spouse?

OK My answers :-
1. what is it that you'd like to confess today? past sin? unclean thought? cursing at your mother or significant other?
Having said really hurtful and hateful things about Deborah, however bad the situation.
2. have you ever broken a law? If so, what was it?
What do I own up to? Speeding at anything upto 100mph( apart from 120 mph in France ), parking without a ticket, smoking cannabis in Israel when I was 19, driving whilst under the influence of drink ( and not even remembering getting home ). Small stuff really!
3. have you ever committed an act of betrayal against a friend or family member? explain.
I don't think so. The one rule I have tried to teach my kids is honesty. They can't lie in front of me anyway. I can tell!
4. have you done something that, to this day, makes you cringe when you think about committing the act?
Again I am so boring because I can't think of anything that makes me cringe, but I had a friend who did! Jim Fitzpatrick, who rented a room from me when I first moved down to Bournemouth. He enjoyed a friend's stag night so much that he ended up going to toilet ( no. 2s ! ) in the front porch thinking it was the bathroom.
5. freaky! have you ever found yourself sexually aroused by someone that you absolutely should not have been? what was that?
Most women between the ages of xx and yy ( where you can add 10 years onto yy for every year I age! ) But my love is kept for just one.
6. have you ever fantasized sexually about a friend or co-worker that they do not know about?
Yes
7. have you ever cheated at school? how so?
I was more into getting others to cheat and I used to do their homework for money.
8. without compromising a current relationship, have you ever cheated on a gf/bf/spouse?
What does "cheating on" mean? I have never had a physical relationship with more than 1 woman at a time. I did go out with 5 women at the same time when I was about 21 but... you guessed it... I ended up alone!

posted by Frederick The Butler @ 5:27 pm